i sometimes feel like i'm not a man yet because i don't get 5 o'clock shadow until usually 2 days have past. this sucks because i want to have that shadow. i actually think most guys look good with it. but it takes 48 freaking hours to get it. and really, i only reap the benefits on the third day because that is when i get to show it off. so by the fourth day i have to shave it, because we all know how great i look with a beard. but by the fourth day, the hair is too freaking long, and gets pulled and twisted through the dull blades of my freaking electric. can't begin to tell you how bad it hurts. and then, after i get home from school, i'll take a look in the mirror again, and go ethan!!! you missed a few spots and you look like some retard who doesn't seem to care about his appearance. in the end, i fail at my attempt to look good and cool, but i get a gold star when it comes to looking like white trash. go me!
spent all night packing for the camp trip tomorrow. my freaking jeep is packed to the bone with junk. patti says i won't need it all, i beg to differ. guarantee all shall be used. and looks as though we might buy a honda from our friends. yes folks, we (or kim when she learns to drive a stick!!! and that goes for all of you out there too: matt, karen, tom, ryan. wait, he just doesn't drive very good =) ) are going to become one of the 90% of americans that own a honda civic. not that honda's are bad. they are probably one of the best cars you can buy (counting honda's acura, which i got to say, the new models are the best ever!!!). its just now we are like everyone else. just another car on the road, with no personality. hopefully we'll spruce this one up with some more good ol' fashin bush bashin bumper stickers!!
for all my peeps in colorado (which seems to be about three these days: r, t, & k), its looking more and more like i'll be heading out there in august. my prior plans of SF just aren't looking promising. thanks to dtpb for the pic above. i'm paying her a good 60 cents an hour to make them, so more to follow. anyways, i'm gonna be camping tomorrow night, so no update then. during that time you would normally take to read, just think of a good thought. something that truly makes you happy. whether it be a girl, guy, alcohol, song, a stuffed monkey, whatever. just picture it, and be thankful you have it. i'll go first..umm....there, i did it. now you must. for every person who does not do it, i will kill you! muahahahaha!! bye friends.
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